Tia 21 Braologist St Paul, MN
This is how I look when I’m trying to convince myself to get out of bed in the morning.
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
hOLY SHIT HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THE FUCKING KEY IS RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING LOCK HE LITERALLY JUST HAS TO TURN THE KEY NO MAGIC INVOLVED JFC HARRY HOW DID YOU EVER DEFEAT VOLDEMORT WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN UNLOCK A LOCK
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree