I love my roommate but being alone is so freeing.
Although… I get a little weird… Take for instance what I’m doing right now: Laying in bed totally naked with my half bleached hair in a bun on top of my head with a mud mask on my face while mindlessly surfing the internet and singing to Amy Winehouse. Maybe it’s best if I don’t live alone….
Red Dress for formal work event
fuckyeahchubbyfashion: Red dress from H&M. Had the dress in Red, navy and black. Size 14. Wore to a formal work event. BECKS!
I definitely just spent like 20 minutes getting to know my vag. No, not “getting to know” it. I mean I literally plopped down in front of a mirror and figured out what all is going on down there. Does anyone else see a vague resemblance of vaginas to the baby monster in Alien? It’s like trying to get to Narnia. You think you’re in but you just gotta keep going! Found out I...
You know it's gonna be a good day when you wake up...
It’s gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright sunshiney day!
Me: I LOVE YOU I WANT TO BE IMPREGNATED BY YOU I WANT TO THROW MY ARMS AROUND YOU AND SNUGGLE WITH YOU IN A BED I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S YOURS WE COULD BREAK INTO FUCKING IKEA AND SNUGGLE ON THE FUCKING HÜDENFRËUGEFS I DON'T CARE I WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TOUCH YOUR FACE AND LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU FUCKING PANCAKES WITH SOME BACON AND ORANGE JUICE AND YOU KNOW WHERE WE'LL GO AFTER THAT WE'LL GO TO THE BEACH AND BANG AND WE CAN HAVE A MONTAGE OF US SKIPPING THROUGH A MOTHER FUCKING FIELD OF MOTHER FUCKING DAISYS AND WE'LL HAVE CHILDREN AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY WHILE YOU'RE ON THE ROAD AND WE'LL RUN AROUND IN THE NUDE WHEN WE'RE OLD AND THE KIDS ARE GROWN CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THAT OLD YOU CAN SAY FUCK CLOTHES MAN GIMMIE MY FUCKING TAPIOCA PUDDING GOD JUST LOVE ME.
Attractive band guy: I'm sorry I didn't catch that, whatd you say?
Me: oh can you sign my cd please? And maybe have illegal sex with me?
Attractive Band Guy: What.
Me: What who said that